Could You Still Unknowingly Be A Virgin? Or Have Lost It Without Knowing??

No, I'm not talking about being unconsciously raped, or delusions of sexual intercourse, rather instead I am referring to alternative virginities. What bought this on you may ask? I lost my Manicure Virginity this very weekend. So, let's see how pure you guys really are. So here's a few virginities I've either lost; or heard about other people losing. Which ones have you lost?

[x] SEX Virginity - The big obvious one

[x] Waxing Virginity - Ouch!

[x] Apple Virginity - Steve Jobs is such an evil temptress...

[  ] Putting Soap in a Fountain Virginity - Why haven't I done this?!

[x] Subway Virginity - Your first sandwich is an important milestone

[x] Shakeaway Virginity - Goes damn well with the Subway...

[  ] Vegas Virginity - Yes apparently if you haven't been there, that's what you're refferred to..

[  ] Anal Virginity - Messy... O.o

[x] Kissing Virginity 

[  ] Jeremy Kyle Virginity - I'm not even sure I've done this. What does doing this even MEAN? I've watched the show, I haven't been on it, and I haven't had sex with Mr Kyle...?

[x] Tetris Virginity - It makes me sick to my stomach that this kind of virgin could exist...

[  ] Getting naked in public Virginity

[x] Xbox Virginity - Poor underprivileged people...

[x] Alcohol Virginity 

[x] Hangover Virginity 

[  ] Plane Virginity - Yes, I've never flown (Except once when I was a baby which doesn't count)

[x] Kitchen Sex Virginity - Cooking up some lovin ;)

[  ] Be on TV Virginity

[x] Making a Prank Call Virginity

[  ] Win "The Game" Virginity - HAHAHA I DON'T PLAY IT, BUT YOU JUST LOST!