Once again I've been neglecting you. I blame men. Men, alcohol, sleep and being able to download TV direct from iTunes. But please, don't feel too cheated on... It's not like I've been doing uni work either :)
And I'm still scraping a B-! Hell YEAH!
Anyway, you know the drill, on with the list.
1. Having a diary does NOT make you more organized!
No matter if it's the best, funniest thing you have ever seen. Actual quote from this book:
2. 12 Page Reports that have been taking everyone else the whole of Christmas to write, can be conjured up in 6 hours the night before the deadline.
And I still felt more confident about mine than anyone else I'd spoken to about it.
3. While we're on the matter, Eye Witness Memory is REALLY boring.
4.
Yes, admittedly this list is failing and was frankly rather boring to start out with. But you know what I've really realized? You know that friend you have who regularly gets them self into totally insane situations? The one you can look at to make yourself feel better about your own life? I'm that person.
I mean really. If you're my friend, answer this, last time you spoke to me, did I tell you some fucking ridiculous story about something really stupid that happened to me, that was most likely 100% my own fault?? I don't mean to sound self involved here but I'm starting to realize I live outside the realms of "normal"... It's terrifying but strangely liberating.
Anyway take this as my vow in front of everyone to stop getting myself into ridiculous situations.
Or maybe that's what makes me remotely interesting. Unfortunately most of it is far too x-rated to write up here, so you get stuck with boring rants similar to this. :/
Oh well. I need some Cookie Crisp. Later! :D
And I'm still scraping a B-! Hell YEAH!
Anyway, you know the drill, on with the list.
1. Having a diary does NOT make you more organized!
No matter if it's the best, funniest thing you have ever seen. Actual quote from this book:
"I like having a coffee and watching the world go by. That makes it sound like I'm floating in space while I'm having my coffee. I'm not, I'm in a coffee shop."Admittedly I think I'm the only person who finds this hilarious and brilliant.
2. 12 Page Reports that have been taking everyone else the whole of Christmas to write, can be conjured up in 6 hours the night before the deadline.
And I still felt more confident about mine than anyone else I'd spoken to about it.
3. While we're on the matter, Eye Witness Memory is REALLY boring.
4.
Yes, admittedly this list is failing and was frankly rather boring to start out with. But you know what I've really realized? You know that friend you have who regularly gets them self into totally insane situations? The one you can look at to make yourself feel better about your own life? I'm that person.
I mean really. If you're my friend, answer this, last time you spoke to me, did I tell you some fucking ridiculous story about something really stupid that happened to me, that was most likely 100% my own fault?? I don't mean to sound self involved here but I'm starting to realize I live outside the realms of "normal"... It's terrifying but strangely liberating.
Anyway take this as my vow in front of everyone to stop getting myself into ridiculous situations.
Or maybe that's what makes me remotely interesting. Unfortunately most of it is far too x-rated to write up here, so you get stuck with boring rants similar to this. :/
Oh well. I need some Cookie Crisp. Later! :D
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