Us teenagers/young folk use a lot of confusing lingo some older people may find confusing, so being the good girl I am, I've compiled a phrase book for you to print off and use when your grand kids come to visit.
S'up/Yo/Wazzup/Oi - Hello, Grandma/pa.
Or some shit like that/or something/or whatever - I'm feeling non-committal about what I just said, and want to lessen its effect.
Like - Um/Err. Often used several times mid sentence for no good reason, often use in conjunction with "totally" for example "I'm like so totally going to have sex with that guy."
Innit - Isn't it?
CBB/CBA/Ceebs - I'm not feeling well/awake enough to do what you have asked of me, just yet. Eg: "I CBA to wash up, Grandma."
Fit/Buff - Aesthetically appealing.
Hella - Very. Eg. "I'm Hella cool." Would mean: I'm very cool.
Motha' Fucka' - somebody who has sexual relations with their parents. Often used as an insult
Sheep Shagger - Welsh folk.
LOL/ROFL/LMAO/:L - I found that amusing, Grandma!
Fail - Commonly used to insult someone's misfortune. Eg if you were to drop a box of cookies and get crumbs on the floor, your grandson may exclaim, "Fail!"
Cauldron of Awesomeness - Bowl
Bi-winning - Bi-polar
STFU - Please be quiet grandma I'm trying to read.
Awesome/Epic/Charlie Sheen - Good/Amazing. For example "Wow Grandma! This cake is Charlie Sheen worthy!"
Hobag - Unsightly female trying to attract gentlemen callers.
Grenade - Same as above only with the addition of the girl being over weight. And surrounded by attractive girls.
Gert - Huge.
Man Points - A system of keeping score of masculinity. For example, complaining about the weather could lose you 5 man points.
Owned - Losing or failing at something or against someone, but to an extreme.
You should also know we all hate Friday now.
Thought of any words I've missed? Comment below!
S'up/Yo/Wazzup/Oi - Hello, Grandma/pa.
Or some shit like that/or something/or whatever - I'm feeling non-committal about what I just said, and want to lessen its effect.
Like - Um/Err. Often used several times mid sentence for no good reason, often use in conjunction with "totally" for example "I'm like so totally going to have sex with that guy."
Innit - Isn't it?
CBB/CBA/Ceebs - I'm not feeling well/awake enough to do what you have asked of me, just yet. Eg: "I CBA to wash up, Grandma."
Fit/Buff - Aesthetically appealing.
Hella - Very. Eg. "I'm Hella cool." Would mean: I'm very cool.
Motha' Fucka' - somebody who has sexual relations with their parents. Often used as an insult
Sheep Shagger - Welsh folk.
LOL/ROFL/LMAO/:L - I found that amusing, Grandma!
Fail - Commonly used to insult someone's misfortune. Eg if you were to drop a box of cookies and get crumbs on the floor, your grandson may exclaim, "Fail!"
Cauldron of Awesomeness - Bowl
Bi-winning - Bi-polar
STFU - Please be quiet grandma I'm trying to read.
Awesome/Epic/Charlie Sheen - Good/Amazing. For example "Wow Grandma! This cake is Charlie Sheen worthy!"
Hobag - Unsightly female trying to attract gentlemen callers.
Grenade - Same as above only with the addition of the girl being over weight. And surrounded by attractive girls.
Gert - Huge.
Man Points - A system of keeping score of masculinity. For example, complaining about the weather could lose you 5 man points.
Owned - Losing or failing at something or against someone, but to an extreme.
You should also know we all hate Friday now.
Thought of any words I've missed? Comment below!
8 comments:
Cooking wand?
You have to write a definition with it :P
Ooooh I missed Win/Burn!!
I'm offended by what you call 'Welsh folk'
Also, a cooking wand is a spatula!
Haha yeah, that one may have slightly been aimed at you :P
Yeah! Great.....These say'ins been around for a long time now.....AND, you'll find 'Motha Fucka' is an American say'in.
And, talk'in of American say'ins, they put the English ones right in the shade.
I spend several months back in early 70's down south, back in the world, and, brother, it's a different language all together....!
And, of course if ya wanna hear it....Soul, R&B, Hip-Hop and especially Rap.....Eminem....etc. I love it,comes straight from the Soul....It's life....It's their life....You have to live it, to understand it.
And, l think it's a great way to communicate, with friends anyway.............So....
"There It Is" "What You See Is What You Get"
"You Tired Assed Mother" "What's Happen'in" "What's Go'in On" "What's Occur'in"
and of course.........."Have a Nice Day". :)
"You don't loose man points when you sleep at the Lincon hack [and other 24 hour events], you forfeit the man game!"
Hehe xD
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