I Could Really Do With Some Post Right Now Guys....

The last time I looked, Blogger was down... Which confused me so I gave up and so haven't written in a while...

I've been really busy being at FOWD, then being at home, which involved the following:

- Going out to dinner - couldn't even eat the fairly small pasta dish I ordered.... :/

- Seeing Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (Which was CRAP)

- Having a fry up - YUM :D

- Watching Dr Who - I thought it was going to be scary...? Maybe this week's will be...

- Crying for no reason - seriously it's really strange. :S

- Spending my wages as fast as humanly possible - Mainly on Sims 3 expansions... O.o

- Standing at the front door waiting for the post to arrive

- Dreaming about the post arriving

- Running home in the rain to check if the post has come

- Seeing my sexy boyfriend - sleepovers! Yaaaaaaaaay :D

- Watching my sexy boyfriend play football - he was awesome :)

- Dreaming about the post some more...

Why so much excitement over the post, you ask?

LA Noire. Nuff Said.

I will give you sexual favours in return for that pebble over there

Ok so I won't. But female penguins will....

Say you're a penguin, and you're trying to make your nest. You're in a committed relationship with a sexy boy penguin, but, you look over and see something that could change that. 

A stone.

Not just any stone. A perfect stone that will fit beautifully into your nest. 

You want it.

But unlike other animals you won't go and rip his head off for it, oh no. You exchange it for sexual favours. Penguin Prostitution. 

According to Dr Fiona Hunter (a zoologist): “It tends to be females targeting single males, otherwise the partner female would beat the intruder up.

 To make matters worse, sometime the poor guy with the stone doesn't even get any. She'll get him all excited and the RUN AWAY WITH THE STONE. (I like to picture her giggling with glee whilst doing so...)

 Does anyone else find this just... freakin' hilarious!?