Us teenagers/young folk use a lot of confusing lingo some older people may find confusing, so being the good girl I am, I've compiled a phrase book for you to print off and use when your grand kids come to visit.
S'up/Yo/Wazzup/Oi - Hello, Grandma/pa.
Or some shit like that/or something/or whatever - I'm feeling non-committal about what I just said, and want to lessen its effect.
Like - Um/Err. Often used several times mid sentence for no good reason, often use in conjunction with "totally" for example "I'm like so totally going to have sex with that guy."
Innit - Isn't it?
CBB/CBA/Ceebs - I'm not feeling well/awake enough to do what you have asked of me, just yet. Eg: "I CBA to wash up, Grandma."
Fit/Buff - Aesthetically appealing.
Hella - Very. Eg. "I'm Hella cool." Would mean: I'm very cool.
Motha' Fucka' - somebody who has sexual relations with their parents. Often used as an insult
Sheep Shagger - Welsh folk.
LOL/ROFL/LMAO/:L - I found that amusing, Grandma!
Fail - Commonly used to insult someone's misfortune. Eg if you were to drop a box of cookies and get crumbs on the floor, your grandson may exclaim, "Fail!"
Cauldron of Awesomeness - Bowl
Bi-winning - Bi-polar
STFU - Please be quiet grandma I'm trying to read.
Awesome/Epic/Charlie Sheen - Good/Amazing. For example "Wow Grandma! This cake is Charlie Sheen worthy!"
Hobag - Unsightly female trying to attract gentlemen callers.
Grenade - Same as above only with the addition of the girl being over weight. And surrounded by attractive girls.
Gert - Huge.
Man Points - A system of keeping score of masculinity. For example, complaining about the weather could lose you 5 man points.
Owned - Losing or failing at something or against someone, but to an extreme.
You should also know we all hate Friday now.
Thought of any words I've missed? Comment below!
S'up/Yo/Wazzup/Oi - Hello, Grandma/pa.
Or some shit like that/or something/or whatever - I'm feeling non-committal about what I just said, and want to lessen its effect.
Like - Um/Err. Often used several times mid sentence for no good reason, often use in conjunction with "totally" for example "I'm like so totally going to have sex with that guy."
Innit - Isn't it?
CBB/CBA/Ceebs - I'm not feeling well/awake enough to do what you have asked of me, just yet. Eg: "I CBA to wash up, Grandma."
Fit/Buff - Aesthetically appealing.
Hella - Very. Eg. "I'm Hella cool." Would mean: I'm very cool.
Motha' Fucka' - somebody who has sexual relations with their parents. Often used as an insult
Sheep Shagger - Welsh folk.
LOL/ROFL/LMAO/:L - I found that amusing, Grandma!
Fail - Commonly used to insult someone's misfortune. Eg if you were to drop a box of cookies and get crumbs on the floor, your grandson may exclaim, "Fail!"
Cauldron of Awesomeness - Bowl
Bi-winning - Bi-polar
STFU - Please be quiet grandma I'm trying to read.
Awesome/Epic/Charlie Sheen - Good/Amazing. For example "Wow Grandma! This cake is Charlie Sheen worthy!"
Hobag - Unsightly female trying to attract gentlemen callers.
Grenade - Same as above only with the addition of the girl being over weight. And surrounded by attractive girls.
Gert - Huge.
Man Points - A system of keeping score of masculinity. For example, complaining about the weather could lose you 5 man points.
Owned - Losing or failing at something or against someone, but to an extreme.
You should also know we all hate Friday now.
Thought of any words I've missed? Comment below!
