Just to add

Before I continue posting mindless crap on here, I would like to say to people that had their doubts about my confession, that it was meant as a means of getting the truth out there. There were a lot of rumours flying around and I wanted to set everyone straight and be completely honest. I'm sorry if people found it mean. It was not intended that way.

And on a completely unrelated note, here is a picture that made me laugh xD

Teeeheeeeheeee

How To Understand Teenagers

Us teenagers/young folk use a lot of confusing lingo some older people may find confusing, so being the good girl I am, I've compiled a phrase book for you to print off and use when your grand kids come to visit.

S'up/Yo/Wazzup/Oi - Hello, Grandma/pa.


Or some shit like that/or something/or whatever - I'm feeling non-committal about what I just said, and want to lessen its effect.

Like - Um/Err. Often used several times mid sentence for no good reason, often use in conjunction with "totally" for example "I'm like so totally going to have sex with that guy."

Innit - Isn't it?

CBB/CBA/Ceebs - I'm not feeling well/awake enough to do what you have asked of me, just yet. Eg: "I CBA to wash up, Grandma."

Fit/Buff - Aesthetically appealing.

Hella - Very. Eg. "I'm Hella cool." Would mean: I'm very cool.

Motha' Fucka' - somebody who has sexual relations with their parents. Often used as an insult

Sheep Shagger - Welsh folk.

LOL/ROFL/LMAO/:L - I found that amusing, Grandma!

Fail - Commonly used to insult someone's misfortune. Eg if you were to drop a box of cookies and get crumbs on the floor, your grandson may exclaim, "Fail!"

Cauldron of Awesomeness - Bowl

Bi-winning - Bi-polar

STFU - Please be quiet grandma I'm trying to read.

Awesome/Epic/Charlie Sheen - Good/Amazing. For example "Wow Grandma! This cake is Charlie Sheen worthy!"

Hobag - Unsightly female trying to attract gentlemen callers.

Grenade - Same as above only with the addition of the girl being over weight. And surrounded by attractive girls.

Gert - Huge.

Man Points - A system of keeping score of masculinity. For example, complaining about the weather could lose you 5 man points.

Owned - Losing or failing at something or against someone, but to an extreme.

You should also know we all hate Friday now.

Thought of any words I've missed? Comment below!

For the first time in my life I'd actually like some advice xD

Does anyone else have that problem when you go out to Boots all excited, buy a pack of hair dye, run home charlie in the chocolate style, follow the instructions TO THE LETTER (Except strand tests, they can fuck off) wait the allotted time, rinse and find your hair is FUCK ALL DIFFERENT?!

Personally I blame my Jewish heritage. My hair seems to have become UN-DYE-ABLE. 

So here's the thing. I'm not a massive copy or anything, but I really REALLY want bright red hair. Like Rihanna.

I'm so freakin' envious.

However, when I eagerly applied some red dye to my hair. It did nothing :(

I have a few options here:

- Give up and live in shame

- Bleach it and risk it falling out/going green

- Dye it red again even though chances are nothing will happen

Personally I don't fancy any of these options. It looks like I'm going to have to lighten it. Then maybe avoid straightening it for YEARS and condition it and care for it etc etc. But seriously that's a lot of effort for a decision so impulsive.

AHHH BUT I WANT RED HAIR :'(

Help!! xD

Plus if I lighten it I can put in cool semi permanent colours. Like blue. :D

Hey, um, Ke$ha? I hate to embarass you like this, but you have a little something on your face...

 

She looks like a retard...

That is all....

Could You Still Unknowingly Be A Virgin? Or Have Lost It Without Knowing??

No, I'm not talking about being unconsciously raped, or delusions of sexual intercourse, rather instead I am referring to alternative virginities. What bought this on you may ask? I lost my Manicure Virginity this very weekend. So, let's see how pure you guys really are. So here's a few virginities I've either lost; or heard about other people losing. Which ones have you lost?

[x] SEX Virginity - The big obvious one

[x] Waxing Virginity - Ouch!

[x] Apple Virginity - Steve Jobs is such an evil temptress...

[  ] Putting Soap in a Fountain Virginity - Why haven't I done this?!

[x] Subway Virginity - Your first sandwich is an important milestone

[x] Shakeaway Virginity - Goes damn well with the Subway...

[  ] Vegas Virginity - Yes apparently if you haven't been there, that's what you're refferred to..

[  ] Anal Virginity - Messy... O.o

[x] Kissing Virginity 

[  ] Jeremy Kyle Virginity - I'm not even sure I've done this. What does doing this even MEAN? I've watched the show, I haven't been on it, and I haven't had sex with Mr Kyle...?

[x] Tetris Virginity - It makes me sick to my stomach that this kind of virgin could exist...

[  ] Getting naked in public Virginity

[x] Xbox Virginity - Poor underprivileged people...

[x] Alcohol Virginity 

[x] Hangover Virginity 

[  ] Plane Virginity - Yes, I've never flown (Except once when I was a baby which doesn't count)

[x] Kitchen Sex Virginity - Cooking up some lovin ;)

[  ] Be on TV Virginity

[x] Making a Prank Call Virginity

[  ] Win "The Game" Virginity - HAHAHA I DON'T PLAY IT, BUT YOU JUST LOST!

World of Warcraft.

Ok, so I tried WoW yesterday, after a lot of pressure from James. (I know what you're thinking, James is 8, man the hell up Leah!) But I like to know what I'm slagging off. That's also why I watched Twilight. I'm not going to talk shit about something I know nothing about. It was research.

Anyway, unfortunately for me, I sat down to "research" WoW at roughly 4pm. Next time I looked up it was 8pm. I'd lost 4 hours. Just like that. I then went upstairs, blogged for a bit and then tried to sleep... And couldn't... All I could think about was going back downstairs to play it. I was awake til 4.44pm in the end! Not fun. 

I need to feel like I'm progressing in game to have the stamina to carry on, and in WoW, the levelling system is perfect. I'm now at Level 12 (I played an hour today over lunch) And 12 Levels in 5 hours feels like a pretty solid ratio to me. Obviously it'll slow if I choose to continue the game, but that's fine. It's a good system.

Another thing that got me was the controls. For some reason I'm a sucker for games that are incredibly complicated to play. Whether that's because there's a lot going on to stimulate me or I just enjoy looking like I know what I'm doing, I'll never know. But it really had me hooked.

So here is my question, are they sneaking nicotine into this game? Subliminally messaging me to play? I'm pretty bad when it comes to getting addicted to stuff so I'm going to stay away from it before it consumes me and steals away any hope I have of going to university. But it will now forever be in the back of my mind, tempting me. Fuck you Blizzard.

Anyone else had an experience like this?! :/